Rectal rock

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Every morning, wake up, stretch, and sigh,
But there’s this pressure, I can’t deny.
Like a vice grip locked on tight,
A rectal nightmare, holding on for life.

(Chorus)
You're the pain in my ass, won’t let me be,
Tighter than a sphincter in pure misery.
Like a splinter too deep or a stone in my shoe,
No matter what I do, I just can’t poo.

(Verse 2)
Tried ignoring, tried to let it slide,
But you keep creeping, right back inside.
Like a muscle spasm I can’t control,
A rectal rebellion, taking its toll.

(Pre-Chorus)
Got that pressure, feeling doomed,
Like a clogged-up pipe, no room to move.
Gotta let it go, but it won’t come free,
This ain't just pain—it’s pure agony!

(Chorus)
You're the pain in my ass, won’t let me be,
Tighter than a sphincter in pure misery.
Like a car that won’t start or a bill overdue,
No matter what I do, I just can’t poo.

(Bridge)
Doctor’s comin’, white coat on,
Rubber gloves—yeah, this ain't fun.
Cold steel tube, bend and cope,
Brace yourself, he’s gonna scope!

(Chorus - Extended)
You're the pain in my ass, won’t let me be,
Doctor’s gonna scope you, wait and see.
Like a camera crew on a mission inside,
No hiding now, nowhere to hide!

(Outro)
You’re the pain in my ass, my daily grind,
A clenched-up mess, stuck in my mind.
So here we go, same damn tune,
Me, my rectal doom, and a scope real soon.

Poo poo poopy
Poo Poo poopy
Poo Poo poopy do

Poo Poo poopy
Poo Poo poopy
Poo Poo poopy do

Doodie do do do