Fantasy Football Fury

Lyrics

Tallon took year one, Danny claimed year two,
But this season, motherfuckers, we’re comin’ for you.

[Verse 1]
Rod, Eric, and Jack couldn’t handle the grind,
But the rest of us? We’re the baddest you’ll find.
Sherman Fantasy Football League, where legends are born,
Step up or get wrecked, it’s your ass that we’ll mourn.

[Chorus]

Bonedawg’s the Commish, but on draft day he’s Triple T,
Buffalo’s wildest, livin’ fast and free.
Fat girls love him, milfs can’t resist,
He’s runnin’ this league, won’t ever fuckin’ quit.

[Verse 2]
Colin from Rochester, where the bodies drop fast,
Murder capital king, ready to outlast.
Gerald’s in Greenwood, flyin’ with the birds,
Eagles in his heart, always true to his word.

[Verse 3]
Tallon from Sumpter, with that Clemson pride,
Citadel-made, takin’ you for a ride.
Hass from the sticks, slingin’ that rope,
In this league, motherfucker, he’s givin’ you hope.

[Bridge]
Jacob in Raleigh, chuggin’ beers like a champ,
On draft day, he’s settin’ up camp.
Danny from Charlotte, cuttin’ through the rest,
His fantasy game’s sharp, he’s among the best.

[Verse 4]
Isaac’s the quiet storm, don’t mistake his grace,
New to the league, but he’s ready to ace.
Nick’s the straight shooter, no filter in sight,
He’ll tell Gerald straight up, “Your team’s fuckin’ shite.”

[Chorus]
Bonedawg’s the man, runnin’ this fuckin’ show,
Buffalo’s finest, everyone knows.
Fat girls love him, milfs can’t resist,
He’s the Commissioner, king of this shit, and he won’t ever quit.

[Verse 5]
Evan’s been grindin’, mockin’ each draft,
He’s got his eye on the prize, no room for a laugh.
Ready to take on the league, no holdin’ back,
This season, he’s comin’, and he’s on the attack.

[Verse 6]
Josh in the Mustang, ridin’ with pride,
Might be a Swifty, but he’s down for the ride.
Ramon’s got clarity, his game’s on lock,
Brings peace to the mind, but on draft day, he’ll rock.

[Outro]
This is Sherman Fantasy Football League, where the best take flight,
Where the strong rise up, and we play all night.
Here’s to the season, the glory, the score,
May the best man win, and we’ll be back for more.