Sentient Noses

Lyrics

[OPENINIG]
Sentient Noses living in peace.
Sentient Noses live in a secret island.
They are magical little beings.
They snot.
They play.
They are born through the vines of the mighty nasal tree.
They are a human nose with little legs and little feet.
They live for 20 to 30 years.
The island is no longer unknown.

[PRE CHORUS]
People, human-beings have made contact.
Sentient Noses have been found.
Sentient Noses a beautiful discovery.
They are finding many. Oh…
Oh, The possibilities…

[CHORUS]
have you ever seen a chicken numb with…
pain!?
did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your…
slave!?
could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go in…
sane!?
These living noses are being…
claimed!

[VERSE 1]
They do not eat,
They do not drink.
Religion hates them.
Science breaks them.
Sentient Noses on the run.
Sentient Noses hide,
Sentient Noses fear for their lives.

[CHORUS]
have you ever seen a chicken numb with…
pain?
did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your…
slave?
could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go in…
sane?

[VERSE 2]
Sentient Noses are being used for their nasal juices.
The Nasal Tree was dug up and brought over seas.
They are planting many Nasal Trees,
at the sacrifice of the original mighty nasal tree.
Large Plantation are now full of these living, walking, noses.
Well, they need no food or water.
They need just enough room to breath.
They need no light.
They need no empathy.
They need to be lucrative.
They need to be used.
They need to be drained.
They need to be commercialized.

[PRE CHORUS]
Sentient Noses make for great pets.
They listen,
they, obey.
Sit boy.
Run boy.
Bad Nose!
Bad!
No!!!
Snotting!
Time to correct.
“SMACK!”
You can beat it, make it listen.
Rub it in its own snot, make it understand!

[END CHORUS]
have you ever seen a chicken numb with…
pain?
did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your…
slave?
could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go in…
sane?

[CLOSE]
Oh,
oh…
The Possibilities.

Sentient Noses…
Sentient Noses…
Sentient.
Noses…