Jerry on the Porch

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Jerry got a gut like a spare tire Retired now, but he still stay inspired Sun up, sip down, he don’t do mornings Needs a little juice just to start his story He got a lawn chair throne, king of the deck One hand on a cup, one hand on respect He walk in late like he owns the room Whole block know Jerry bring the boom [Pre-Chorus] He got the grin He got the sway He need a little pour To make it okay [Chorus] Jerry, Jerry, party in a can Jerry, Jerry, life of the jam Jerry, Jerry, raise that cup He can’t work up But he can show up Jerry, Jerry, talk all night Jerry, Jerry, feel so right Jerry, Jerry, here we go (Here we go) He can’t work up But he steals the show [Verse 2] He’ll dance with anybody, he don’t care who’s near Trade a stiff handshake for a cold one, clear He could be with cousins, neighbors, or a whole new crew Still tell the same story by the end of round two He’s friendly as hell when the glass stays full Barely holding balance, still acting cool Talking real loud, then he taps his chest “Just one more drink and I’m at my best” [Pre-Chorus] He got the grin He got the sway He need a little pour To make it okay [Chorus] Jerry, Jerry, party in a can Jerry, Jerry, life of the jam Jerry, Jerry, raise that cup He can’t work up But he can show up Jerry, Jerry, talk all night Jerry, Jerry, feel so right Jerry, Jerry, here we go (Here we go) He can’t work up But he steals the show [Bridge] Mama says, “Jerry, you’re a damn parade” He just laughs and slaps that tray He’s all charm, with a wobble too One more sip and he’s back brand new [Chorus] Jerry, Jerry, party in a can Jerry, Jerry, life of the jam Jerry, Jerry, raise that cup He can’t work up But he can show up Jerry, Jerry, talk all night Jerry, Jerry, feel so right Jerry, Jerry, here we go (Here we go) He can’t work up But he steals the show