Bowling

Lyrics

Verse 1 I used to run the poker tables like I was wanted by the law. Had a look that said “don’t test me,” while sipping straight whiskey. Used to win so much money, gamblin was my favorite game. Then a wise man came along and things would never be the same. He told me you must learn to be the hero, ahead, there will be darker days. Come with me and let me teach you my ninja ways. Then I accidentally took him out with skills I didn’t know I had. I walked away, feeling pretty bad. Verse 2 There was this bad guy with a silver glint in his smile. Tried to get me thrown in prison in an unfair trial. He tried to take over the future, so I had to save the day. But my luck ran out, he shot me and things went the other way. Then a robot from the future gave me a Time Machine and a gun that goes bang bang. So I found that silver-front-toothed guy and I pulled that heavy trigger, and walked away. Verse 3 I tried to return to my ninja roots and get back on the right ninja course, but my new teacher handed me another gun and told me to take power by force. I said, “You’ve got to be kidding.” He tried to pull a fast one on me and he turned out to be another evil bad guy so I turned the gun right back on him and I shot another one! Verse 4 Turns out I’m dangerous just a little bit dangerous. Oh yes I’m dangerous oh so dangerous, they call me dangerous. Just a wee little bit dangerous. I was feeling like a legend in a movie no one ever saw, but I’m the hero in my own mind, but feel like the villain by default. I may be good with a gun, and my ninja days are done but I’m bowling balls down this lane and I can’t hit a single pin, no not a single one. I’m just a little bit dangerous. Oh so dangerous, just a wee bit dangerous. Watch out I’m dangerous dangerous oh dangerous The hero in my own mind, the villain by default. (Long long slow Guitar solo outro) 4 minute song