Alice's Small Boat, Medium Boat, Big Boat

Lyrics

[INTRO]
In a farm so green, where the sun always glows,
Young Alice Guo had the world to expose.

[VERSE 1]
In a farm, where the chickens roam free,
Lived young Alice Guo, with dreams as big as the sea.

She rose to be mayor, with promises so grand,
But soon got tangled in a POGO scam!

[CHORUS]
Oh, Alice Guo, where did you go?
From a farm to a meme, to a spy show!
Small boat, medium boat, big boat too,
The big bosses helped her, but the law pursued.

[VERSE 2]
She became a meme, a national delight,
But whispers of spying kept her up at night.
Stress and trauma, she couldn't take the heat,
So she planned her escape, a daring feat.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Alice Guo, where did you go?
From a farm to a meme, to a spy show!
Small boat, medium boat, big boat too,
The big bosses helped her, but the law pursued.

[BRIDGE]
In the dead of night, she set sail,
On a small boat first, with a nervous wail.
Then a medium boat, through the stormy sea,
Finally a big boat, thinking she was free.

[VERSE 3]
But the international police were hot on her trail,
With Philippine and Indonesian authorities, they followed her sail.

Caught between shadows and the whispers of fate, Alice Guo on the run, carrying her weight.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Alice Guo, where did you go?
From a farm to a meme, to a spy show!
Small boat, medium boat, big boat too,
The big bosses helped her, but the law pursued.

[OUTRO]
So here’s to Alice, caught in her dream,
From countryside whispers to a scandalous scheme.