My Wife the Time Traveler

Lyrics

[Verse]
I woke up this morning
My wife's in the past
Jumped out of bed
She's travelin' so fast. (oo-yeah!)
Yesterday's dinner
Tonight's breakfast toast
She's back and forth like a ghost
Let's go! (uh-huh!)

[Verse 2]
She said
"Honey
I just met your granddad
He's swell
"
"I'm friends with Cleopatra and she says hi as well." (say what?!)
Spontaneous vacations through the ages
She's got the history books flippin' pages! (flip it now!)

[Chorus]
Time traveler
She's a mystery
Dancing through the ages
Like a funky fantasy. (shake it!)
Meeting Shakespeare
Napoleon
And Da Vinci
My wife's got that groove
Bringing back the century. (uh-huh!)

[Verse 3]
Vintage clothes from decades unknown
1950s poodle skirts and a future tech phone. (time clash!)
She's got the moves from every year
From disco boogie nights to robotic airs. (uh-huh!)

[Bridge]
Yo
She was there when they built the pyramids
And taught Mozart about the jazzy freestyles
Kids! (true story!)
She can moonwalk backwards to the Renaissance
My wife's timeline groove is her finest response. (break it down!)

[Chorus]
Time traveler
She's a mystery
Dancing through the ages
Like a funky fantasy. (uh-huh!)
Meeting Einstein
Socrates
And Joan of Arc
With her groove so bright
It ignites the cosmic spark. (oo-yeah!)