Baaaahh!

Lyrics

Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Judy, and these thwee wadies he-oh are my best friends! I foe-got they-oh names. Okay, let's have FUUUUUUUNNN!!!

WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-webba-lork! Webba-trur-pibben!

Look at us, we are wadies wit' boobies!
When we jump up and down, they go, "SMACK!"
Let's pweetend we're fire engines: "WAAAAAAaaaaahhh!... WWAAAAAAaaaaahh!.. Chugga-chugga-WWWOOOOOOIOIOIOIO-SH-SH-SHRRREEEEEEHHHHHHHH-buh-buh-buh-duck-TRRRAAAAHH-gl-LUUuuurrmmm-"

("FUKK!! JESUS, rrrrrr, Jee- JEEESUS HAD TANGLED PUBIC HAIR!! FUKK!!!.. JESUS FUKKER!!.. NWAAAH!! PUBIC HAIR!!! I'm sowwy, guys... I can't contwol it when it happens. Just the sad tru- DICK VEINS!!... Oh, God... Sowwy, evewy-body. Ummmmm....")

WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-nem-vup-pah-airck--RRRIIIIILLLV!

Look at some dust, and dwink a gwass of donkey juice!
I have wed owies all over my little caboose!
GAR-GAR-GAR-GAR-FUH-VUH-ROE-KNEE-TAH-DAAAAAAHHHH!!
We went to school for WAY too long!
Brrrrawrrrr, shilly-willy-brain stone snaps on the twif-
("BwlwlllAAAAHH!! SHITT SORCERER!! Oh, geez... Not good-VAGINAS AND POOP CLOWNS!! Swaaaaammmmm-DEAD PUBIC HAIR NEST OF FUKK!!! Welllllll-nnnwwaaaaAAAAAAHHH!! CURLED BALLS!! PO-... -POTATO URETHRA!!!.. HMMPH!! Bwah!! Hennnnb-GOD!! WHAT THE FUKK?!!....")

Some of you eat cookies;
Some of you smell!
Point the vent at Trent,
And wave-("I'M WIGGLING!!! FUKK!! God damn it-... -BIG NOSES!! AAAAGGHHHH!!! BIG WIGGLING NOSES!! I'M WIGGLING LIKE A DAMAGED DOCTOR, YOU HORSE KUNT BITCH NIPPLES!! Oh, forget it... I give up!.. ZEBRA!! ZEBRA FUKK MAN!!! Oh, my god.... SHITT!!! GOOSE TITTS!!! Okay, I give up now... BYE-BYE!!")

WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
WE ARE FWENDS!!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-sister-butter-practical-suh-suh-suh-SANDWICH BONE-

("-BUFFALO NIPPLE SHITT!!! REGULAR EGGS!! Weeeee-ooooooo-... -FAT!! FAT!! BIG FAT SCARECROW LOG SHITT!! RrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAWAH!!! FLICK A KUNT SCRATCH!! DwwwaaaaAAAAAHHH!! THE JANITOR'S HOT, WET DIK!!! BANSHEE VAGINAS!!")

Okay... so, hope you enjoyed the show, everyone. Good night! Have a great night!

("FLICK MY TANGLED PUBIC HAIR!!!")