Metal gilbert

Lyrics

(Intro: Heavy guitar riff, blast beats) (Verse 1 - Growled vocals) Born from schrimp and capybara, an abomination spawned Gilbert, the freak of nature, his existence cursed and scorned Half-dog, half-schrimp, a twisted creature from the depths His pee-propelled jetpack, a demon's wings of death (Chorus - Guttural screams) Gilbert! Spawn of Schrimp and Capybara! Gilbert! Defecating devastation, terror from afar! Gilbert! Fueled by Pringles, Sour Cream and Onion blight! Gilbert! Bow before the hybrid horror, tremble at his might! (Verse 2 - Growled vocals) Bullied by the schrimp horde, revenge consumed his mind Projectile poop his weapon, leave foes in brown behind Soaring on his pee stream, raining fecal hell below Gilbert's fury unleashed, a scataclysmic show (Chorus) (Bridge - Spoken word, ominous tone) In the murky depths, a legend grows Of a creature half-schrimp, half-dog, who knows The power of the Pringle, the sour cream and onion key To fuel his jetpack, his poop artillery (Guitar solo - Wailing, discordant) (Chorus) (Outro - Growled vocals, fading) Gilbert, the abomination, the scourge of pond and land Beware his poop projectiles, his sour cream command Half-dog, half-capybara, half-schrimp, all fright Gilbert, the hybrid horror, the death metal schrimp of might! (End with feedback, distortion)