Lyrics

[Verse 1] I wake up rich, I tweet my truth, My hair’s a crown, my skin’s vermouth. I build fake towers, I sell fake steaks, And still they love me — give me breaks! I know the best words, I don’t read books, I beat pandemics with dirty looks. I’m orange lightning in a golf cart race, And everyone else? Total disgrace. --- [Pre-Chorus] I fired the facts, I hired the vibe, I sued the moon for blocking my shine. History’s jealous, democracy’s tense — I spell “IQ” with a dollar and cents. --- [Chorus] I’m a winner! (You're a loser!) I’m a genius! (You're a snoozer!) Everything I touch turns gold — Except the stuff I accidentally sold. I’m a winner! (Big league, baby!) You’re a loser! (Sad and shaky!) Clap your hands for the man on top — And if you don’t, I’ll build a wall around your block. --- [Verse 2] I bankrupted casinos twice, Then ran for prez — rolled snake eyes! But somehow still, I won the game, And blamed the loss on someone lame. I kiss the flag, I hug it tight, Like it’s my fifth or sixth ex-wife. I ran the country like a show, Season one: complete ego. --- [Pre-Chorus] I’m the storm, the steak, the brand, The tan that conquered no-man’s land. Truth is fake, and lies are flair — But I still charge $50 for air. --- [Chorus] I’m a winner! (You're a disaster!) I go viral! (You scroll faster!) Even my scandals have star appeal — I sell impeachments as part of the deal. I’m a winner! (Huge and thriving!) You’re a loser! (Still surviving...) America First, Me First-er, God Bless Me — and my merch disperser. --- [Bridge – Dramatic, gospel-style] They fact-checked me — I sued the truth! I’m living proof that lies need no proof. I told a hurricane to go away — It listened. Because I’m Trump, okay? --- [Final Chorus] I’m a winner! (Forever trending!) I lose elections — but claim the ending! History books will call me great, Or I’ll sue them all for spreading hate. I’m a winner! (Say it louder!) Golden throne, fake news powder! Raise your flags, salute my tweets — I’m the man with the tiny hands — and giant… ratings! --- [Outro] Thank you. You’re welcome. Make America Me