Wave of the Winter

Lyrics

Wave of the winter… take off, not at the normal second reef, just a little bit more outside and deep. Take off on like a 6’11 take off switch foot, boom, goofy foot, ride in, little top turn, boom, jump regular, cruise… see a boogie board chick trying to go, Hooo, come in honey, drop in, no worries, boom, cruising, let her drop in, poww, little chop hop behind her, so she doesn't see somehow, scoop her onto the board, and when she gets on, do a little fade ahh, do a little fade look down, and then look at her like ass, and then just boom, grab right by it, so everyone on the beach just thinks that you're grabbing her ass, but it's really the rail, and then so you grab the rail, but her butts right there, and you're just looking at it, not even looking at the wave, just like, oh, and then boom, you just go from that butt to just crystal clear, like the prettiest wave in the world, and you're just like, oh my, you just forget about it, you just adjust your stance and just step on her back and just like look at the beach, yeah boys, just let the lip boom fall over you, and then you're just like in there with the chick, and then you can't say what you're doing with her in the barrel, because it's so secret, so you're with the chick in the barrel, and you're just getting pitted, pitted over a couple of foam balls, and then boom, when we come out of the barrel, I want my pants to be on my head, the chicks wetsuit is still on perfect, but then her hair is all screwed up, and then don't even claim the wave, just kind of like shoo her off, and then do a little, like little method. Act like you're coming in and then do a Johnny boy hard kick out boom, and then paddle all the way back out, so no one can talk to you like you just got it to yourself, just like, uh, huh, wave of the winner, motherfuckers, wave of the winner.