The Pole-Grabbing Crew

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Down at the warehouse where the concrete's cold Michel's on a mission, or so I'm told He don't need a map, he don't need a guide He's got that Costco fever burning deep inside Bulks of glory in every single aisle He's cruising the pallets with a giant smile [Chorus] Oh, Uncle Money Mike is calling the play While Ken's out there grabbing every pole in his way Michel's in the checkout, he's buying it all A country rock anthem standing ten feet tall Yeah, we're living large on the wholesale plan With the pole-grabbing crew and the Costco man [Verse 2] Now Ken, he's a legend with a grip so tight He finds a shiny pole and he holds on with might Don't ask him why, don't ask him for the cause It's just the way it is, it's the grabber's laws And Mike's in the back just counting the green The wildest bunch of brothers that you ever seen [Chorus] Oh, Uncle Money Mike is calling the play While Ken's out there grabbing every pole in his way Michel's in the checkout, he's buying it all A country rock anthem standing ten feet tall Yeah, we're living large on the wholesale plan With the pole-grabbing crew and the Costco man [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Five gallons of mustard and a steel beam grip Life’s a bargain basement on a high-speed trip From the samples in the front to the tires in the back The boys are on the trail and they're staying on track [Chorus] Oh, Uncle Money Mike is calling the play While Ken's out there grabbing every pole in his way Michel's in the checkout, he's buying it all A country rock anthem standing ten feet tall Yeah, we're living large on the wholesale plan With the pole-grabbing crew and the Costco man [Outro] Grab that pole, Ken! Load it up, Michel! Uncle Mike's paying the bill! Yeah! [Fade Out]