Lyrics

[Verse]
Sophida, Sophida, what’s the tale today?
You smashed another phone, tossed it away.
Oh, tele, oh, tele, what did you do?
Has Sophida found a reason to break you in two?

[Chorus]
Oh Sophida, Sophida, queen of the break,
Every phone you touch meets its fateful quake.
Buttons and screens, they don’t stand a chance,
With Sophida’s rhythm, they’re lost in her dance.

[Verse 2]
She’s got a temper, a flair for the dramatic,
Phones in her path meet a fate so tragic.
Oh Sophida, Sophida, what’s this streak?
Every dial-tone cries, every ringtone’s weak.

[Bridge]
Is it the beeping, the ringing that’s wrong?
Or the way it interrupts her favorite song?
Sophida, oh Sophida, tell us the truth,
Why does every poor phone meet its uncouth?

[Chorus]
Oh Sophida, Sophida, queen of the break,
Every phone you touch meets its fateful quake.
Buttons and screens, they don’t stand a chance,
With Sophida’s rhythm, they’re lost in her dance.

[Outro]
So tele beware, and keep out of sight,
When Sophida’s near, it won’t end right.
Oh Sophida, Sophida, the breaker of tones,
She’s got the blues, and she’s crushing phones.