Ken In Boxers

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ken’s on the couch again Same old blanket throne Ash on the coffee table Remote lost in the zone He says, “I’m fine, I’m chill” But he’s cooked past noon One sock on the floor And a grin like a spoon [Pre-Chorus] He’s floating in the room Still laughing at the wall Can’t find his t-shirt now But he can’t feel cold at all [Chorus] Ken in boxers Ken in boxers Too much green, too little cover Ken in boxers Ken in boxers He’s gone soft, but he thinks he’s tougher [Verse 2] He stares at a bag of chips Like it told him his name Takes one more tiny hit Then forgets why it came The fan keeps turning slow The whole place smells sweet He’s searching for a phone That’s already in his seat [Pre-Chorus] He swears he’s got it handled Swears he’s acting grown But he’s in his underwear And he’s never quite alone [Chorus] Ken in boxers Ken in boxers Too much green, too little cover Ken in boxers Ken in boxers He’s gone soft, but he thinks he’s tougher [Bridge] Doorbell rings twice He freezes by the sink Hair all out of order Too high to even think He shouts, “Just a second!” Then laughs at his own line Now the whole block knows It’s Ken time every time [Final Chorus] Ken in boxers Ken in boxers Too much green, too little cover Ken in boxers Ken in boxers He’s gone soft, but he thinks he’s tougher Ken in boxers Ken in boxers Tell him stop, he’ll ask for another