Bathroom Frontier

Letra

[Verse 1] I woke up late with a rumble in my belly Dropped my toothbrush, nearly missed the hallway One sock on and my hair standing tall I made a beeline for the smallest room of all [Pre-Chorus] No time for questions, no time to stall That little porcelain throne was calling my name down the hall [Chorus] Poop, poop, there it goes A tiny thunderstorm in my clothes Poop, poop, crisis passed I can finally breathe and sit down at last Poop, poop, what a day Sometimes life just works that way Wash my hands, straighten my shirt Back to the world, feeling alert [Verse 2] The dog looked worried, the cat looked proud The bathroom fan was singing way too loud I checked the mirror, gave a brave salute Then marched downstairs in my cleanest suit [Pre-Chorus] No need for drama, no need to call The household hero handled it all [Chorus] Poop, poop, there it goes A tiny thunderstorm in my clothes Poop, poop, crisis passed I can finally breathe and sit down at last Poop, poop, what a day Sometimes life just works that way Wash my hands, straighten my shirt Back to the world, feeling alert [Bridge] If your morning takes a funny turn There’s always something new to learn Keep some soap and patience near You’ll make it through another year [Final Chorus] Poop, poop, sing it proud Not too quiet, not too loud Poop, poop, crisis passed Now the awkward part is in the past Poop, poop, what a day Sometimes life just works that way Flush the worry, leave the dirt Back to the world, feeling alert [Outro] La la la, the coast is clear See you at breakfast, bathroom frontier