Lyrics

Welcome to A Shift, where the pressure’s high, the work is hot,
And Jason Craven is still tryin’ to figure out what a wrench is.
Chemical plant’s goin’ full meltdown — and guess who’s missin’?
Again.

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🔥 Verse 1 – The Vanishing Rat

Jason Craven, the floor’s disgrace,
Clock-in, hide — never show his face.
Talkin’ big like he’s part of the plan,
But this chemical plant’s runnin’ on real men, man. 🛠️

You ask him for help? He’s “on a call,”
In the boss’s office, suckin’ up like a mall.
He don’t handle acids, don’t handle steam,
But he handles excuses like it’s his dream. ☁️

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🐀 Verse 2 – The Plant’s Parasite

A Shift sees him and just rolls their eyes,
No one likes him — no surprise.
He’s the kind of dude you wish would quit,
But rats don’t leave till they’ve sunk the ship. 🧂

He don’t know gauges, can’t read a chart,
But he sure knows how to kiss boss’s… heart. 💋
He ain’t out here dodgin’ danger zones,
He’s dodgin’ labor like it’s broken bones.

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💀 Verse 3 – Dirty Leather Drip

Rockin’ that belt like it’s cowboy pride,
But it’s full of cock rings… man, we all cried.
“This one’s for torque,” yeah, that’s your line?
Looks like a Fifty Shades starter kit design. 🐴

He struts through the plant like a budget Dom,
Whole squad laughin’ every time he’s gone.
“Where’s Craven at?” “He’s probably in stall three,”
Countin’ his rings, watchin’ TikTok and pee. 📱🚽

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🚙 Verse 4 – GMC Shame Wagon

Pulls up late in a fake tough ride,
GMC clappin’ like it’s tryin’ to hide.
Ain’t diesel, ain’t loud — just weak as hell,
Sounds like it’s powered by Taco Bell. 🌮💨

Lifted high like he’s makin’ a scene,
But it’s got less power than a hairdryer beam.
Even his ringtone sounds ashamed to play,
“Hillbilly Bone” — bro, throw that away.

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🎶 Chorus – Cravin’ a Clue

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He’s Cravin’ a title, Cravin’ a seat,
But ain’t never worked with actual heat.
Cravin’ a raise, cravin’ a crown,
But every shift wish he’d just shut down.

Cravin’ the clout, cravin’ the fame,
But can’t tell ammonia from propane.
He’s Cravin’ respect from the A Shift kings,
But we ain’t crowning dudes wearin’ cock rings. 🎵

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🧻 Verse 5 – Bathroom Supervisor

Always “busy,” but never around,
Except when he’s sittin’ on toilet ground.
Three breaks in an hour? That’s his plan,
Jason treats the shitter like it’s Disneyland. 🎢

He don’t lift valves, don’t check tanks,
But he’ll fill out forms and kiss boss ranks.
He’s the MVP of doing jack shit,
With a clipboard, mirror, and a TikTok kit. 🪞

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🧪 Verse 6 – Chemical Plant Clown

In a place full of danger, pressure, and steam,
He’s worried ‘bout snuff and keepin’ boots clean.
Can’t operate pumps, don’t know relief,
But he’s first to tell on the guy with the beef. 🐍

“Yo boss, he was 2 minutes late!”
Meanwhile, Jason just watched the gate.
If OSHA saw what Jason does,
They’d shut him down like “what the hell WAS?” 🚫