Sale Week

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There’s a week that’s filled with magic That comes in spring and fall. When husbands seldom see their wives And no one cooks at all. “Who’s picking up the kids today?” “I thought that it was you.” “I can’t. I’m tagging all day long. Oh…and tomorrow too.” [Verse 2] There’s a giant empty building That sits just south of town. This week it’s loaded to the brim Looks like a lost and found. Cause women have been storing stuff In piles around the house. But now it’s time to organize And irritate your spouse. [Chorus] This is the anthem of the mothers, A song for those who share That passion for frugality. Your holy days are here! Come sell your stuff and buy some more The cycle never ends. Recycle your belongings, keep them Just between us friends! [Verse 3] Sort through your piles of clothes and toys And tag them all yourself. Then bring them down and hang them up Or put them on a shelf. “I know that we don’t need a thing, But I’ll look while I’m here. Oh this is cute. I’ll buy it now, And sell it here next year.” [Verse 4] With yoga pants and pumpkin spice Far as the I can see, They step out of their mini-vans And park their SUV’s. They’re gathering outside the place And waiting in a line. So excited just to have a chance To purchase what was mine. [Chorus] This is the anthem of the mothers, A song for those you roam Through aisle after aisle to find New junk to fill their homes. Come sell your stuff and buy some more The cycle never ends. Recycle your belongings, keep them Just between us friends! Come sell your stuff and buy some more The cycle never ends. Recycle your belongings, keep them Just between us friends! [outro] Let’s take a moment for the husbands Who are volunteered by force. If that happened to your friend Day-Lon, He might file for divorce.