Bill and the River Cows

Lyrics

[Verse]
Bill Kirkland grabs his ol' red hat
His boots slip-slide on the mossy flat
Cows are bellowin'
Hooves in the foam
He yells
"Hold on
Bessie
I’m bringin’ ya home!"

[Prechorus]
But the rocks are slick and the current's mean
Gramps looks like he's in a rodeo scene

[Chorus]
Oh Bill
Oh Bill
You're goin’ downhill
Chasin’ cows through the rapids
What a thrill
Oh Bill
Oh Bill
You’re takin' a spill
But them cows just keep on floatin’ still

[Verse 2]
He’s got a lasso tied to his tractor hitch
But the knot comes loose with a mighty twitch
He trips on a branch and lands on his pride
Now he’s floatin' too with his arms open wide

[Prechorus]
The cows moo loud like a bovine choir
Bill’s yellin’
“I’m too old for this mire!”

[Chorus]
Oh Bill
Oh Bill
You’re goin’ downhill
Chasin’ cows through the rapids
What a thrill
Oh Bill
Oh Bill
You’re takin' a spill
But them cows just keep on floatin’ still