Bang Boom Boom

Lyrics

(Crowd Cheering) (Piano Intro) Next song .. Only for.. Fräulein Friedrich. (Singer Shouts) WHOOOOOOOOOO!! AWWWW-HAAAAA!! HEY NOW!! COME ON, BABY!! SHE IS UUUUUMWERFEND!! ⸻ (Chorus) "One, two, touch your shoe! Three, four, touch the floor. AWWWW-HAAAAA!! Five, six, wiggle your hips. Seven, eight, stand up straight!" AWWW AAAWWWW! AWWWW-HAAAAA!! ⸻ (Verse 1) Whoooooooooooo! She loved Danny Donut With all his Loving filling She loves his cream She loves the hole Manny Danny Di-da-da-Danny Monut Donut Do-da-da-Donut WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! ———— (Trumpet solo) ———— AAAWWWWWW AAAAAAAWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!! ⸻ (Chorus) "Eleven, twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting. Bing bing Bam bam Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen, Seventeen, eighteen, maids a-waiting, Nineteen, twenty, my plate's empty. (Singer Shouts) WHOP!! HEY!! SHAKE IT!! ⸻ (Verse 2) Harry met her At the ol’store Where I get bore He shows his hammer, She show his nails, And told him All her rabbit tails. ———————- Boom-ba-bam! Boom-ba-boom! Everybody Move that room! Ouh! Ouh!! Ouh!!! WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!! … _____ (Upright bass solo) ⸻ (Singer Talks) Now wait… Wait… WAIT!! I got something… ⸻ (Verse 3) Shucky .. … Ducky .. … Shucky ducky! Quack quack! Hoochie coochie With Tommy Tucci, Autschi bautschi, With Wilhelm Wautschi, Honky tonky, With Willy wonky, Tutti Frutti With Betty Brutti Whooooo whoooooooooo Tucci-wautschi Wonky-brutti Shucky ducky! Quack quack! Everybody Schucky ducky Everybody Quack quack! .. AAWWWWW AAAAAWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW_WOOOOOOOOOOO EBERYBODY quack quack! ⸻ (Singer Shouts) COME ON NOW!! LOOK OUT!! WHOOOOOO!! ⸻ (Piano Solo) ⸻ (Verse 4) Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man, Bake me a cake as fast as you can; Pat it and prick it and mark it with 'B', And put it in the oven for baby and me Pat it! Bake it! Prick it! Put it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHW OUH OUH OUH OOOOOUUUUH ⸻ (Call and response) Round and round! Round and round! Don’t slow down! Don’t slow down! ⸻ (Singer Shouts) HEY!! HEY!! HEY!! WHOP!! ⸻ She saw Dorian And walked away ‚cause his Duft Was not okay Di-Da-Duftwasser Wo-wa-Duftwasser Stupid rhyme! ⸻ (Singer Falsetto) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! OOOOOOH-HOOOOOOOO!! AWWWWWW-HAAAAAAA!! ⸻ (Last Chorus) Boom ba-bam! Boom ba-boom! (Singer falsetto) (Grand Finale) WHOOOOOOOO!! HEY!! HEY!! HEY!! COME ON!! FRÄULEIN! SHAKE IT!! FRIEDRICH! LOVE IT!! LIVE IT!! WHOP!! A-LOO-BOP!! UMWERFEND! BAM-BOOM!! BOOM-BANG BOOM-BOOM BAMA-TOOM One!! Two!! Three!! FOUR!! END. Stop. (Standing Ovation)