Hero of the Restroom

Lyrics

[Verse] He wakes up with a mission clear Gone is any trace of fear Runs to find relief sincere His porcelain throne is near [Verse 2] Stumbled once but back on track Tummy rumbling heavy pack Destiny in restroom cracks Hero's journey won't look back [Chorus] Hero of the restroom calls In the stall he stands tall Loose bowels won't make him fall Hero's triumph echo halls [Verse 3] Racing through the crowded halls Bathroom signs on every wall Destiny in restroom calls Confidence he won't let fall [Verse 4] Paper rolls his closest friend Hand sanitizer in the end Toilet seat the promised land Loose bowels bow to his command [Chorus] Hero of the restroom calls In the stall he stands tall Loose bowels won't make him fall Hero's triumph echo halls