The Tale of the Travel Baseball Parents

Lyrics

[INTRO]
There’s a group of adults with crazed eyes you will see.
Youth travel Baseball is their life, it's the only thing they need.

[VERSE 1]
The kids are only 7 and can barely throw
But the parents are certain that they’ll make it to the show
A four hundred dollar bat, and two hundred for cleats
Yet their kid swings and misses, at every pitch he sees.

[CHORUS]
Oh its the tale of the Travel Baseball Parents
Never at their house, they might as well just rent it,
The tale, yes the tale of Travel Baseball Parents,
Summer vacation, at the field they will spend it.

[VERSE 2]
The pitcher is his coach, and really wants him to hit.
Yet he swings as though Roger Clemens threw it.
You yell at him and the parents ask you to go.
You tell him if he cries, you’ll take his Nintendo.

[BRIDGE]
You eat all your meals at a concession stand,
Your diet made you fat and its driving you mad.