Boogie‑Riot in Rabbitville

Lyrics

Singer Talks) Well… Well… Well… You all know… That I am… … THAT I AM!! … The best lookin’ man… In showbusiness! Ha-ha-ha!! (Crowd Cheers) ⸻ (Singer Talks) Swingin’ Sammy needs a pee-pee break! Joustin’ Jenny! Take it over!! ⸻ (Piano explodes into a blazing boogie-woogie solo) ⸻ (Verse 1) Old Hat Franky! Hanky-panky! Howdy-doody! Boom your booty! Shake that shoulder, Spin around, Rabbitville is Rockin’ now! Shucky ducky! Quack quack! Boogie in the front, Trouble in the back! ⸻ (Singer Talks) Jenny! You stole Sammy’s piano! Jenny: I borrowed it! Ha-ha-ha!! ⸻ (Verse 2) Hey there Rowdy Ronny! Lookin’ mighty fine! Take my jacket, Hold my hat, Dance with yours, I’ll dance with mine! Take my bags, Shake my legs, Make me laugh, Don’t ask why! ’Cause I am… THE BESTY MAN!! ⸻ (Trumpet answers the singer) ⸻ (Verse 3) Harry Hammer! Rama-lama! Bounce that jelly To Nelly’s belly! Peaches swingin’, Cherry pie, Everybody Reach the sky! Juicy Judy! Jumpin’ Jack! Boogie left, Boogie back! ⸻ (Call And Response) Reggie: Who’s still dancing?! Crowd: WE ARE!! Reggie: Who’s still smiling?! Crowd: WE ARE!! Reggie: Who’s buying drinks?! Crowd: NOT ME!! Ha-ha-ha!! ⸻ (Piano Solo - Joustin’ Jenny) ⸻ (Verse 4) Sweet Susanna! Banana Hannah! Berry Betty! Ready Freddy! Jelly Jamie! Jammin’ Joe! Shake it high! Shake it low! Boom-ba-bam! Boom-ba-boo! Everybody Howdy-doo! ⸻ (Singer Talks) Franky! Smile once! … That counts! Ha-ha-ha!! ⸻ (Verse 5) Peachy Penny! Rockin’ Rick! Everybody Move real quick! Honey Harry! Sugar Sue! Everybody’s Lookin’ new! Boots are stompin’, Hearts are flyin’, Nobody here Feels like cryin’! ⸻ (Band Break) Only Bass… Only Drums… Only Piano… Only Trumpet… ⸻ (Singer Whispers) Rabbitville… You’re beautiful… ⸻ (Build Up) Come on now! Louder! HIGHER!! Higher!! HIGHER!! ⸻ (Last Chorus) Old Hat Franky! Hanky-panky! Howdy-doody! Boom your booty! Harry Hammer! Rama-lama! Bounce that jelly To Nelly’s belly! Take my bags! Shake my legs! Make me laugh! Don’t ask why! Because I am… THE BESTY MAN!! Shucky ducky! Quack quack! Boom baam! Rabbit attack! Juicy Judy! Berry Blue! Everybody Howdy-doo!! ⸻ (False Ending) Thank you! Good night! … … ⸻ (Singer Talks) … Jimmy? … Where’ve you been? Jimmy: Writing tomorrow’s song. Reggie: Good… We’ll probably need it! Ha-ha-ha!! ⸻ (Grand Finale) Boom-ba-bam! Boom-boom-boogie! Shake your shoes! Shake your cookie! Cherry Charlie! Boppin’ Ben! Do it once! Do it again! Rabbitville! Raise your hands! Love whoever Makes you dance! Life is short! Dance tonight! Everybody’s Lookin’ right! One! Two! Three! FOUR!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Standing Ovation)