Sherman League Kings

Lyrics

[Intro: The League’s Story]
Welcome to the Sherman Fantasy Football League, where shit gets real,
If you ain’t ready to battle, then you better fuckin’ kneel.
Tallon took year one, Danny owned year two,
But this season, bitches, we’re gunnin’ for you.

Rod, Eric, and Jack couldn’t hang with the pace,
But the rest of us? We’re ready to take our place.
Sherman Fantasy Football League, where the legends rise,
Step up or get crushed, it’s your ass we’ll mourn.
[Chorus: Bonedawg’s Anthem]
Bonedawg’s the man, runnin’ this fuckin’ show,
Buffalo’s finest, everyone knows.
He’s the Commissioner, king of this shit,
Runnin’ this league, and he won’t ever quit.

[Verse 1: The League’s Veterans]
Colin from Rochester, where the bodies drop fast,
Murder capital king, ready to outlast.
Gerald’s in Greenwood, flyin’ with the birds,
But in this fuckin’ league, he’s changin’ up the words.

Tallon from Sumpter, with that Clemson pride,
Citadel-made, he’s takin’ it in stride.
Hass from the Citadel, slingin’ that rope,
In this fuckin’ league, he’s takin’ you to the slope.

[Verse 2: The Newcomers & The Steady Hand]
Jacob in Raleigh, never late to the game,
On draft day, he’s ready to bring the fuckin’ pain.
Danny from Charlotte, cuttin’ through the rest,
His fantasy game’s sharp, he’s playin’ his best.

Isaac’s the quiet storm, but don’t be fooled,
New to the league, but he’s got the rules.
Nick’s the straight shooter, no filter in sight,
He’ll tell Gerald straight up, “Man, your team’s fuckin’ shite.”

[Verse 3: The Rest of the Crew & Ramon]
Evan’s been grindin’, mockin’ each draft,
He’s got his eye on the prize, no room for a laugh.
Ready to take on the league, no holdin’ back,
This season, he’s comin’, and he’s on the attack.

Josh in the Mustang, ridin’ with pride,
Might be a Swifty, but he’s down for the ride.
Ramon’s got clarity, his game’s on lock,
Brings peace to the mind, but on draft day, he’ll rock.

In this fuckin’ league, he’s holdin’ it down,
Sherman Fantasy Football League, where the real ones are found.

[Chorus: Bonedawg’s Anthem]
Bonedawg’s the man, runnin’ this fuckin’ show,
Buffalo’s finest, everyone knows.
He’s the Commissioner, king of this shit,
Runnin’ this league, and he won’t ever quit.

[Outro: The Sherman League Forever]
This is Sherman Fantasy Football League, where the best take flight,
Where the strong rise up, and we play all night.
Here’s to the season, the glory, the score,
May the best man win, and we’ll be back for more.