The Weight Loss Showdown

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[Verse] Andre’s eating carrots by the pound Mike’s jogging circles all around Jeff’s at the gym but looking lost Michael counts calories like a boss [Chorus] Who’ll win this crazy weight loss quest Chris is flexing Sri’s doing his best John’s got smoothies Adam’s on the run Jayson’s lifting weights just for fun [Verse 2] Andre hides donuts in his desk Mike’s skipping rope with no finesse Jeff’s on a treadmill going slow Michael’s meal plan’s quinoa and hope [Chorus] Who’ll win this crazy weight loss quest Chris is flexing Sri’s doing his best John’s got smoothies Adam’s on the run Jayson’s lifting weights just for fun [Bridge] Chris says he’s light but steps on the scale Sri just sighs as his salads fail Adam’s got protein shakes galore Jayson’s yelling “I can bench more!” [Verse 3] Andre’s sneaking fries in the dark Mike’s doing yoga at the park Jeff’s got blisters but he won’t quit Michael’s kale salad tastes like grit