Old McBrown

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Old Mick….(Phony) E..I..E..I
(Liar, Liar pants on fire!)
Old Mick… (Brown) Heck naw
(Stolen valor)
Old McBrown had a farm (ha x3)
E..I..E..I.. hell naw.
(Cluck, Cluck, here we go)

[VERSE 1]
Let me tell you story,
About a guy, (farmer Brown)
Who told the world,
The biggest lies, (privately sold)
Apparently, he has a farm,
Over 900 acres. (Ha x3)
But, in liars math, (2+2 is 1)
a 900 square foot trailer. (Yeet)
With a fake business here,
And a stolen valor, there.
Here a fake, (bock, bock)
There a fake, (chicken, chicken)
Everywhere a fake, fake. (Chicken head)

[CHORUS]
Old McBrown had no farm.
E.. I.. E.. (hell naw)
Old McBrown is insurance fraud.
E.. I.. E.. (it’s a scam)
Old McBrown never served his country.
E.. I.. E.. (stolen valor)
Old McBrown is not a farmer at all,
But he left his seed all over the land.

[VERSE 2]
So, with insurance scams, (here)
And fake business plans, (there)
With his I.T. security team, (hey wifey)
To monitor his, Only fans. (Ha x3)
Old McBrown’s game,
Is a twisted tale, (lie, lie)
While he’s livin' large,
In a parallel tale. (fake estate)
Here a ruse, (bock, bock)
There a smooth lie, (chicken, chicken)
Everywhere a con, oh my!

[CHORUS]
Old McBrown had no farm.
E.. I.. E.. (hell naw)
Old McBrown is insurance fraud.
E.. I.. E.. (it’s a scam)
Old McBrown never served his country.
E.. I.. E.. (stolen valor)
Old McBrown is not a farmer at all,
But he left his seed in all