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TITLE: YORÙBÁ CLASS DON START 🤣 Afrobeats / Highlife Comedy Song [Intro — Teacher Voice] Class! Class! Class! Everybody settle down! Wizarab don carry chalk o! GRV, come front! 🤣 Today na Yorùbá 101! [Chorus] Yorùbá class don start, GRV bring your book! Teacher Wiza hold the chalk, Everybody come dey look! Say Ẹ káàárọ̀! GRV say, “Ehh… ka-ro?” Teacher say, “Ah-ah! My brother, We still get very far to go!” 🤣 [Hook] Káàárọ̀! — Káàárọ̀! Káàsán! — Káàsán! Báwo ni? — Mo wà dáadáa! GRV no run away! Káàárọ̀! — Káàárọ̀! O dábọ̀! — O dábọ̀! Wizarab dey teach Yorùbá, Na who teach teacher though? 🤣🤣 [Verse 1] Blackboard full of accent marks, Ọ, Ṣ, Ẹ everywhere, GRV looking at the board Like NEPA take the light upstairs. Teacher say, “Repeat after me, Ẹ kú iṣẹ́ o!” GRV clear him throat two times, Everybody shout, “No! No! No!” Wiza tap the blackboard, “Concentrate, my guy!” GRV say one Yoruba word, Even Google Translate ask WHY? 🤣 [Pre-Chorus] One lesson, two lesson, Three lesson more, By the time he reach “Ẹ kúulé,” Sweat don full the floor! [Chorus] Yorùbá class don start, GRV bring your book! Teacher Wiza hold the chalk, Everybody come dey look! Say Ẹ káàárọ̀! GRV say, “Ehh… ka-ro?” Teacher say, “Ah-ah! My brother, We still get very far to go!” [Verse 2] Teacher ask, “What is omi?” GRV say, “Water!” — Correct! “What is ounjẹ?” He pause like internet disconnect! Teacher say, “What is ilé?” GRV say, “House!” — Okay! Everybody clap small-small, Progress don enter today! 🤣 Then Wiza say, “Now speak full sentence!” GRV look left and right, He open mouth… close am back… “Teacher, can we continue tonight?” 🤣🤣 [Bridge — Call & Response] Teacher: Ta ni ẹ? Class: Tell am! Teacher: Báwo ni? Class: Answer! Teacher: Ṣé o gbọ́ Yorùbá? GRV: “Small-small…” Everybody: SMALL-SMALL NO BE LANGUAGE PLAN! 🤣 [Dance Break] Ọ̀kan! Méjì! Mẹ́ta! Move your shoulder! Mẹ́rin! Márùn-ún! Teacher getting bolder! Chalk for hand, Dictionary for table, Before this class finish, Everybody must be able! [Final Chorus] Yorùbá class don start, Nobody fit escape! GRV dey practice daily, Till the pronunciation straight! Ẹ káàárọ̀! Ẹ káàsán! Ẹ kúalẹ́! O dábọ̀! Wizarab lock the classroom— “Tomorrow, lesson number two!” 🤣 [Outro] GRV: “Teacher… how I do?” Wizarab: “Hmm…” (long silence) “See me after class.” CLASS DISMISSED! 🤣🤣🤣