Sir Koropon who u be

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SIR KOROPON WIZZY — “WHO YOU BE?” Style: Afrobeats / Amapiano / Highlife Tempo: 112 BPM Mood: Mischievous, triumphant, comic street anthem Hook: Big male crowd + talking drum + log drum INTRO — SPOKEN Ah-ah! Officer say, “Your name?” He say, “Dickson.” Licence say something else! 😂 Lagos people ask one question: WHO YOU BE?! Gbedu enter! CHORUS LEAD: Sir Koropon Wizzy! Who you be? Who you be? CROWD: Koropon! Koropon! Wizzy dey explain! LEAD: Yesterday na Dickson, Today another name! CROWD: Koropon! Koropon! Who change the game? 😂 LEAD: Anytime Lagos matter land— CROWD: Wizzy don arrive! LEAD: Before Yoruba finish sentence— CROWD: He don type five-five! 😂 VERSE 1 — POLICE CHECKPOINT Police stop am for Lagos road, “Oga bring licence, make we decode.” Officer look picture, Officer look face, He look am again like— “Something don shift for this place!” 😂 He say: “Your name?” Dickson! “Online?” Wizarab! “Title?” Small silence… SIR KOROPON WIZZY! Officer call sergeant: “Come see coalition! One human being, Four-name opposition!” 😂 PRE-CHORUS Licence say left, Twitter say right, Police shine torch— Forehead bright! 😂 Sergeant say: “Photo na old model, This one na upgrade!” Talking drum answer: GIDIGBA! GBEDU DON LAND! CHORUS Sir Koropon Wizzy! Who you be? Who you be? CROWD: Koropon! Koropon! Wizzy dey explain! Yesterday na Dickson, Today another name! CROWD: Koropon! Koropon! Who change the game? Anytime Lagos matter land— WIZZY DON ARRIVE! Before dem shout “Eko”— HE DON GO LIVE! --- VERSE 2 — LAGOS MATTER Morning: Lagos. Afternoon: Lagos. Night time: LAGOS AGAIN! Traffic jam? Wizzy get opinion. Rain fall? Wizzy get submission. Yoruba election? He bring dissertation. Lagos man sneeze— WIZZY START INVESTIGATION! 😂 BACKGROUND BAND: Leave Lagos small! Leave Lagos small! LEAD: But Sir Koropon say— “I CANNOT!” BAND: Why? LEAD: Algorithm don marry am to Lagos! 😂 --- BRIDGE — HIGHLIFE BREAK Guitar begins sweet highlife riff. Ogene: KONG! KONG! Trumpet: PAA-PA-RA-PAAA! LEAD: Dickson carry scroll, Enter Lagos gate. He say, “I bring message!” Lagosian say: “Come closer, my friend…” Crowd begin shout: KOROPON! KOROPON! Wizzy look left, Wizzy look right. Then he notice something— PIT DEY BEHIND! 😂 --- SPARTAN BREAKDOWN Music suddenly drops. LAGOSIAN — DEEP SPOKEN VOICE: Messenger… You have spoken about Lagos morning, afternoon and night. WIZZY: But I only came to deliver— LAGOSIAN: This… is… LAGOOOOOS! LOG DRUM DROP GBOOOOM! CROWD: KOROPON FLY! KOROPON FLY! 😂 LEAD: Scroll for hand, Glasses still dey! Sir Koropon shout— “WAIT! I GET ANOTHER TWEET!” 😂 --- VERSE 3 — FOREHEAD REMIX Doctor say, “Relax.” Police say, “Wait.” Lagosian say: “Something about this forehead no dey correlate!” 😂 Licence picture compact, Current version wide-screen. Officer whisper: “Na the same man, abi na AI machine?” CROWD: No be AI! No be clone! LEAD: Na Sir Koropon in the Lagos zone! 😂 --- FINAL CHORUS — BIGGER Sir Koropon Wizzy! CROWD: WHO YOU BE?! Dickson! CROWD: WHO YOU BE?! Wizarab! CROWD: WHO YOU BE?! Sir Koropon! CROWD: E DON DO! 😂 Anytime Lagos matter land— HE DON ARRIVE! Before Yoruba people call meeting— HE DON GO LIVE! Police see licence— CONFUSION! Lagos pit— COMMOTION! Sir Koropon Wizzy— SOCIAL MEDIA MINISTER OF INTERVENTION! 😂 --- OUTRO — HIGH-LIFE CHANT LEAD: Koropon ooo! BAND: Wizzy! LEAD: Dickson ooo! BAND: Wizzy! LEAD: Lagos matter! BAND: HE DEY THERE! LEAD: Driver licence! BAND: WHO BE THERE?! 😂 ALL: Sir Koropon Wizzyyyyy! Trumpet solo PAA-RA-PA-PA-PAAA! Talking drum answers. GIDIGBA! GIDIGBA! ALL: TROJAN BEAST! Where satire meets real news!