Lyrics

The day has finally come, and I just want you to know, From my point of view, here’s what you’re in for. You’re entering married life with a Winn woman, it’s true, So here are the four commandments laid out for you! You will never ever be right! Even though you are right, you are wrong! You’re wrong to think that you’re right, And if she says you are—it’s a trap all along! Try not to think too much, don’t plan a thing, It’s already done for you, no consultation in. Just go with the flow, don’t fight, don’t resist, In a Winn woman’s world, that’s how it is! You will never ever be right! Even though you are right, you are wrong! You’re wrong to think that you’re right, And if she says you are—it’s a trap all along! Bitching about people will happen each day, Just nod your head, agree with what they say. On all counts, my friend, don’t ever oppose, Refer back to point one—that’s how it goes! Mother is the matriarch, Queen Bee of the hive, This is not open for talk—if you want to survive. To keep in her favour, remember these three: Points one, two, and three—repeat after me! You will never ever be right! Even though you are right, you are wrong! The Winn commandments will rule your life, Year by year, they’ll engrain, lifelong! So take these rules, there’s nothing to fear, Soon you won’t need to read them, they’ll be crystal clear! Married life with a Winn—you’ll learn the song, Just remember forever… you’re always wrong!