
[mic slam, heavy breathing] I SWEAR. TO. GOD. every time I get in my car, I promise myself, âtoday Iâm gonna stay calm.â [beat pause] 10 SECONDS later Iâm screaming at a Kia Soul like it just ran over my childhood dreams. [crowd laughs nervously] WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?! WHO LET THEM OUT HERE?! [crowd laughs] theyâre braking for clouds! thereâs NOTHING in front of them! Iâm like, âyou good? you see a ghost?!â [crowd howls] AND THE BLINKERSâ use. your. BLINKERS. itâs ONE FLICK, TODD. ONE! NOT AN ESSAY! NOT A PUZZLE! ITâS NOT A CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE! [crowd wheezes] every day I pass people texting, eating, doing their taxesâ one lady was PAINTING HER NAILS. AT 70 MPH! Iâm over here like, âCOOL, CAN YOU DO MY WILL WHILE YOUâRE AT IT?!â [crowd dying] [leans in, whisper-yell] and donât get me started on the people who drive slow in the fast lane. [screams] WHY! ARE! YOU! HERE!!! if youâre going 58 in the left lane, you should have to register as a public nuisance. [crowd howls] Iâm behind them, twitching, plotting⊠thinking about inventing vehicular laser beams. just pew pew â remove them from existence. [crowd loses it] then I pass them and itâs some guy eating a granola bar with both hands. BOTH! HANDS! who taught you? who raised you? what tribe is this?! [crowd dying] [beat pause, panting] and parking lots? oh donât even get me STARTEDâ thatâs where the truly unhinged gather. people driving diagonally across six lanes like geometryâs a suggestion. moms in Suburbans backing up at the speed of light. Iâm like, âthis is how dinosaurs went extinct.â [crowd wheezes] I honk onceâjust onceâand they look at me like Iâm the problem. [shouts] NO, BRENDA, IâM HONKING BECAUSE I VALUE HUMAN LIFE!!! [crowd screaming laughter] [leans in, whispering, shaking] I park. turn the car off. breathe. think itâs over. [beat pause] then someone swings their door into mine. [crowd groans] I swear, I see static in my vision. Iâm like, âthis is it. this is my villain origin story.â [crowd howls] [screaming crescendo] I HATE ALL OF YOU. but also, I AM YOU. [crowd dies laughing] I cut people off too! I speed! I roll stops! IâM THE MONSTER I FEAR!!! [crowd screaming applause] [leans in, whisper-tired] âŠbut I still hope everyone else on the road steps on a Lego. [crowd erupts, standing ovation, mic drop]
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