Northernman Blues

Lyrics

Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams Investing on the venture is quite the adventure Doing it on the CSE, is worst by a factor of three Maybe the mining industry, isn’t right for me Every time I try, it makes me cry Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams Let me tell you my secret, how to invest with no regret How not to be taken, how to make your bacon The first thing you do, is find out what is true Don’t believe the pumpers, they can sometimes be robbers Don’t fall in love with a stock, D M me and we will talk Don’t be afraid to take a loss, it is all about opportunity cost Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams Let me tell you my secret, how to invest with no regret How not to be taken, how to make serious bacon Random google searches are not DD, they are meant to create a mystery They appeal to you sense of greed, and make your portfolio bleed Focus on the share structure, don’t just be a sucker Look at the fundamentals, including management’s credentials Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams If you become as good as I am, you can expect the odd ban Some think I’m in bed with Ham, which they are happy to spam The reality is quite different, but I’ll never win that argument I’ve ruffled a few feathers, but it’s the least of my worries The world is full of scammers, and I can take on the bullies Now that you know my secret, you can invest without regret Now you know how to make dough, go buy a house in Acapulco Thank you Northern man for your recipe, I’ll build by own impeccable history Between bulls and bears you are atrue referee, thank you for your bravery Thank you Northern man, you are the man Thank you Northern man, you are the ma