Walmart Whirlwind

Lyrics

[Verse]
Met her by the cereal aisle in the store
She tripped on a mop and hit the floor
I said hey girl are you okay
She laughed and said guess this made my day

[Chorus]
Dancing through the aisles dodging carts and spills
Feeling awkward but chasing thrills
Under Walmart's fluorescents it's kind of surreal
This date ain't normal but it's got appeal

[Verse 2]
She grabbed a cart said let’s make this wild
I said oh no don’t tempt me child
We raced down the dairy like it’s a track
Milk spilled behind us no going back

[Chorus]
Dancing through the aisles dodging carts and spills
Feeling awkward but chasing thrills
Under Walmart's fluorescents it's kind of surreal
This date ain't normal but it's got appeal

[Bridge]
She grabbed a mic from aisle nine
Started to sing oh girl you shine
Workers looked on like what’s the deal
She said I’m here making life surreal

[Verse 3]
We played hide and seek by home decor
Employees gave us looks we ignored
She threw a pillow it hit my face
Who knew Walmart could be a date space