Walmart Whirlwind

Lyrics

[Verse] Met her by the cereal aisle in the store She tripped on a mop and hit the floor I said hey girl are you okay She laughed and said guess this made my day [Chorus] Dancing through the aisles dodging carts and spills Feeling awkward but chasing thrills Under Walmart's fluorescents it's kind of surreal This date ain't normal but it's got appeal [Verse 2] She grabbed a cart said let’s make this wild I said oh no don’t tempt me child We raced down the dairy like it’s a track Milk spilled behind us no going back [Chorus] Dancing through the aisles dodging carts and spills Feeling awkward but chasing thrills Under Walmart's fluorescents it's kind of surreal This date ain't normal but it's got appeal [Bridge] She grabbed a mic from aisle nine Started to sing oh girl you shine Workers looked on like what’s the deal She said I’m here making life surreal [Verse 3] We played hide and seek by home decor Employees gave us looks we ignored She threw a pillow it hit my face Who knew Walmart could be a date space