Ken of Falkirk's Tale

Lyrics

[INTRO] Oh, gather 'round, let me tell you a tale, Of a man named Ken, who could never fail, In the town of Falkirk, with his briefcase in tow, He fought for the people, with a heart of gold glow. [VERSE 1] Ken the lawyer, he worked late and long, With a coffee in hand, and a passion so strong, He’d shuffle in court, with his papers in hand, Fighting for justice, for the common man. [CHORUS] Oh Ken, the fat old lawyer from Falkirk, With a belly so round and a wit like a quirk, He’ll argue the case, with a smile and a laugh, In the courtroom of life, he’s the best on the path! [VERSE 2] With stories of clients, he’d weave and he’d spin, From the widow’s estate to that car crash win, He lived for the battle, the truth as his sword, Integrity first, oh, he never was bored. [CHORUS] Oh Ken, the fat old lawyer from Falkirk, With a belly so round and a wit like a quirk, He’ll argue the case, with a smile and a laugh, In the courtroom of life, he’s the best on the path! [BRIDGE] And when the sun set, he'd settle in tight, With a pizza and a beer, everything felt right, He’d dream of the verdicts, the justice he’d found, Ken the lawyer, he held his ground! [VERSE 3] Years rolled by, and his hair turned to grey, But his spirit was young, brightening the day, The kids in the town would come gather around, To listen to stories of how justice was found. [CHORUS] Oh Ken, the fat old lawyer from Falkirk, With a belly so round and a wit like a quirk, He’ll argue the case, with a smile and a laugh, In the courtroom of life, he’s the best on the path! [OUTRO] So here's to you, Ken, our champion true, With your charm and your kindness, you always break through, In Falkirk you're a legend, that all can attest,