A Space Of Waste

Lyrics

My cat keeps on poopin' on the floor. What in the Sam Hell's she doin' that shit for? She only has to get through one damn door, And it would take nothin' less, and nothin' more. I ate too much roadkill last night. I chased it down with some moonshine, and said, "Let there be light!". Woke up, but an hour before the sky became bright. My guts was tossin' and turnin' - I knew somethin' weren't right! So I got my big ass outta bed, Made a b-line for the commode - full speed ahead! Then I tripped on a cat turd, fell down, n' hit my head. I got knocked out, no time to shout, piss filled the grout; I was out dead! My cat keeps on poopin' on the floor. What in the Sam Hell's she doin' that shit for? She only has to get through one damn door, And it would take nothin' less, and nothin' more. Now there's brown kitten berries in the kitchen; It's somethin' I don't really like, but she thinks it's bitchin'. It might just be her obsession, or her religion. Or it might just be her life's one and only mission! There's clusters of pebbles here and there. Some of 'em are moist, and some got hair. Some of 'em are like a candy shells hollowed out, n' filled with air. Just wish she'd plop 'em in her box, instead of places I always stare! My cat keeps on poopin' on the floor. What in the Sam Hell's she doin' that shit for? She only has to get through one damn door, And it would take nothin' less, and nothin' more.