Bobo's Surreal Odyssey

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Bobo Fukkyclips was a desert sailor. He had a ship made out of demon hair pasta And radish skins and toothpicks and generators, And he would sail the sands with Emily Costa. Bobo wore one baby boot, And he'd always say, "Toot! Toot!" Emily had a smart pet newt That knew everything about Beirut. Bobo Fukkyclips used a wrench To communicate with God. Emily Costa's nose made a stench That smelled like sweat and cod. Don't touch penguin children at the park. Don't give bananas to vampires who are named Mark. Don't draw curvy rectangles with pens made of bark, And never trust a carrot that lays eggs! One day, Emily pooped on a black ant, Then the ant sang a Taylor Swift song. One day, Bobo made fun of a baby with cancer, Then he hand-made a beef bong. Green Jaime ate raw dreams. Jittery Phil only wore purple seams. Grandma Nolan sprayed whipped cream On Wet Wilma's penis when the sun did gleam. Ha-ha-hula-hoop, President Charles! A supermarket slum, and a father of Carl's! Ramp a damp cramp, and fukk the cops! A mouse made love to a retarded cyclops! Shave your anger, and whip the bread! I'm giving free hugs to the living dead! Minnie Mouse never learned to tie her shoes! A colorblind Not See never gets the blues! Don't touch penguin children at the park. Don't give bananas to vampires who are named Mark. Don't draw curvy rectangles with pens made of bark, And never trust a carrot that lays eggs! Bobo and Emily moved to Slovenia, And together, they wrote a book about Castlevania. They grew young together, and reverse-died, And then they pooped in the afterlife, and had Gay Pride. Call the wall slappers at the Satanic Opera; Tell them there's free cans of soda pop-rah. Chain a fragile moose to the edge of a star stone; Wag your potato penis at a furry car bone. Don't touch penguin children at the park. Don't give bananas to vampires who are named Mark. Don't draw curvy rectangles with pens made of bark, And never trust a carrot that lays eggs! (Okay, I'm gonna be late for alabaster class! So, see y'all later, you brainiac skinhead vaginal shape rangers!.. BYE-BYE!!!)