The Hottest Girl with the Stinkiest Farts

Lyrics

[Verse] In homeroom she waltzed with grace, Blue eyes and a pretty face, But by the lockers when she'd pass, A cloud of scent like toxic gas. [Verse 2] She was the queen of senior year, Football games, she'd lead the cheer, But when she laughed or took a seat, The air was less than sweet. [Chorus] She's the hottest girl, but here’s the twist, Her silent but deadly’s can’t be missed, A beauty to behold right from the start, But boy, she's got the stinkiest farts. [Verse 3] At prom night she stole the show, In that dress as white as snow, Then on the dance floor, in a spin, A gust of wind, we smelled again. [Verse 4] On graduation day she stood, So elegant, she looked so good, But in her gown as she took her part, A whiff of her unique trademark. [Chorus] She's the hottest girl, but here’s the twist, Her silent but deadly’s can’t be missed, A beauty to behold right from the start, But boy, she's got the stinkiest farts.