Pineapple Willy's

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Dan Delzoppo at the door Serving shines and asking for more Pineapple Willy's on the boardwalk rail Chicken wings and a sideways stare You point at the menu, he points at the floor One more order, then he wants ten more No one knows what he thinks he said But the whole line laughs and shakes its head [Pre-Chorus] He taps the screen like it's a game Gets that look like no one knows his name Hands full, mind gone And the whole place sings along [Chorus] Pineapple Willy's, hey Order it right, hey Pineapple Willy's, hey Don't make the line wait Pineapple Willy's, hey Say it plain, say it straight Pineapple Willy's, hey Pay before you walk away [Verse 2] To-go box hot in a paper bag Sauce on the sleeve and a bent-up tag Apple Pay lights up, phone in hand He says, "That don't count" like a backwoods stand The girl at the counter keeps her cool "Sir, that's the same as the other rules" He laughs too loud, then he rolls his eyes But the chicken's gone and the truth won't lie [Pre-Chorus] He taps the screen like it's a game Gets that look like no one knows his name Hands full, mind gone And the whole place sings along [Chorus] Pineapple Willy's, hey Order it right, hey Pineapple Willy's, hey Don't make the line wait Pineapple Willy's, hey Say it plain, say it straight Pineapple Willy's, hey Pay before you walk away [Bridge] One sauce cup, two sauce cup, three He keeps missing what to see Boardwalk heat and a paper tray Can't talk slick if you came that way [Chorus] Pineapple Willy's, hey Order it right, hey Pineapple Willy's, hey Don't make the line wait Pineapple Willy's, hey Say it plain, say it straight Pineapple Willy's, hey Pay before you walk away