Teddy’s carnival

Lyrics

[INTRO] Teddy's tale of tulip time delight A day with Mac, a memorable sight Carnival rides and treats in store But little did he know, a painful roar [VERSE 1] He rode the big slide, felt like a king The carousel spun, his heart started to sing Almost divine, a magical sight Teddy's excitement, reached new heights [CHORUS] Tulip time, a day so bright Teddy's adventure, turned into a night Elephant ear, a treat so sweet But little did he know, his stomach would beat [VERSE 2] A little while after, he started to feel A rumble in his belly, a painful reveal He tried to hold on, but it was too late His butthole exploded, what a terrible fate [CHORUS] Tulip time, a day so bright Teddy's adventure, turned into a night Elephant ear, a treat so sweet But little did he know, his stomach would beat [BRIDGE] He learned a lesson, that day and night Carnival rides, just weren't his delight The big slide, the carousel too Teddy's adventure, was one to bid adieu [HOOK] Ride's not for me, that's what he said Carnival rides, left him feeling dread [CHORUS] Tulip time, a day so bright Teddy's adventure, turned into a night Elephant ear, a treat so sweet But little did he know, his stomach would beat [OUTRO] Now Teddy's back, with a story to share About the time, his world came crashing there No more rides for Teddy, that's for sure A painful lesson, he'll always endure