Aunt Flo's Black Socks

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Aunt Flo comes in slow Black socks, head to toe Her chair says, "oh no" When she sets that load Danny's on the fence Lookin' pure offense Kicked one light post loose Just to feel suspense [Pre-Chorus] She points, he grins Here we go again One bad joke away From a family spin [Chorus] Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, actin' up Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, wild enough (Black socks) stomp, stomp (Acting up) bump, bump Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, oh my goodness, what a son of a [Verse 2] Danny took the pie Said, "I ain't askin' why" Left three fork marks deep In the windowsill by Aunt Flo shook her head Snapped her fingers, said "If you run one more lap I'ma send you to bed" [Pre-Chorus] He made that face She held her ground Whole front porch knew What was comin' down [Chorus] Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, actin' up Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, wild enough (Black socks) stomp, stomp (Acting up) bump, bump Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, oh my goodness, what a son of a [Bridge] Then she laughed so hard The screen door shook Danny tried to hide Behind the meatloaf hook She said, "Boy, come here" He said, "Make me" Next thing you know He was helpin' set the table neatly [Final Chorus] Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, actin' up Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, wild enough (Black socks) stomp, stomp (Acting up) bump, bump Aunt Flo, black socks Danny, love 'em both, but they sure do make a mess of stuff