Lyrics

“The Corner House Song” [Verse 1] Down in Frodsham on a Friday night, The Corner House is burnin’ bright. Taddy’s on draught, the pints flow fast, And Fletcher’s drinkin’ like it’s his last! [Chorus] Ohhh, raise your glass and have no doubt, ‘Til Anne comes round and throws you out! No swearing loud, or she’ll appear— The Queen of Calm, with a pint of fear! [Verse 2] Steve’s in the corner, scoffin’ pies, And Josh walks in with Potter eyes. Gary the Bin’s got a cheeky glow, With Marti Pellow hair in tow! [Verse 3] Furfy bangs on, but here’s the twist— We all agree, he’s on the blacklist. Shovvy, Pippa, Julie too, All barred now—nothing new! [Chorus] Ohhh, raise your glass and have no doubt, ’Til Anne comes round and throws you out! The Bear Pit group is buzzin’ loud, A WhatsApp mess of a loyal crowd! [Bridge] Mac and Steph in the car out back, Steam on the windows, clothes off track! Bodger’s bettin’, losin’ cash, Still he smiles, with a gambler’s stash. [Final Chorus] Ohhh, raise your glass, the night is long, Singin’ this mad Corner House song! With pints of Taddy and tales to tell, In Frodsham’s finest local hell!