Pineapple Willy’s Order

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Dan Delzoppo came in hot To Pineapple Willy's spot Chicken wings on a paper plate Still can't tell what he wants to ate He taps the screen, stares at the sign Turns one menu into a crime Strawberry? Pineapple? Man, he don't know the difference at all [Pre-Chorus] Point at the counter Say it again Ask for the sauce Then ask what’s in it He’s in the line But he’s not ready Hands full of pride And a voice too shaky [Chorus] Order it right Order it right Say it plain, say it right Order it right Strawberry or pineapple Pick one and bite Order it right Order it right [Verse 2] He got wings and fries for the crew Then swore the receipt was the proof Trying to pay with Apple Pay Like that makes the whole thing okay To go means go, not stand and stare Don’t need three hours to pick an heir One wrong tap, one wrong name Now the whole damn counter knows his shame [Pre-Chorus] Say your name Then say your order Keep it short Don’t make it harder The line gets long The joke gets louder He swears he’s smooth But he’s way out of order [Chorus] Order it right Order it right Say it plain, say it right Order it right Strawberry or pineapple Pick one and bite Order it right Order it right [Bridge] He looked at the board Like it moved on him Looked at the wings Like they might explain But the girl at the register Just shook her head And the whole back room Started laughing again [Final Chorus] Order it right Order it right Say it plain, say it right Order it right Strawberry or pineapple Pick one and bite Order it right Order it right