School Sucks! (So I Wrote This Song)

Lyrics

Alarm clock screaming, I’m already late Math test waiting, sealing my fate Teacher’s talking but I just zone out Doodle on my desk, then I scream and shout They say, “Focus, you’ll go far” I’m too busy tuning my guitar School sucks, so I wrote this song Sing it loud, we’ll all sing along Throw your homework out the window, gone School sucks, yeah, but we’ll rock on! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey! History class feels like watching paint dry Eyes on the clock, I’m begging time to fly Science lab goggles make us all look dumb Mix the wrong stuff, and boom—there goes my thumb! They say, “Grow up, don’t waste your youth” But I found my voice in a three-chord truth School sucks, so I wrote this song Sing it loud, we’ll all sing along Tear the rulebook up, it’s dead and gone School sucks, yeah, but we’ll rock on! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey! Cafeteria pizza tastes like glue Mystery meat—yeah, I think it moo’d Hall pass rebels, yeah, we’re too fast We’re legends in detention, making trouble last They say, “Sit still, you’ll learn someday” But I learn more yelling “HEY! HEY! HEY!” School sucks, so I wrote this song Sing it loud, we’ll all sing along Trade my textbooks for a power chord bomb School sucks, yeah, but we’ll rock on! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey! This chalkboard cage can’t hold me down I’ll burn my notes and wear the crown No report card can judge me now Turn it up, let’s shake the town! I don’t need your A’s, your grades, your lies I’ll take my band and amplify If failure’s freedom, sign me up We’re never drinking from your red plastic cup! School sucks, so I wrote this song Sing it loud, we’ll all sing along Throw your homework out the window, gone School sucks, yeah, but we’ll rock on! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey! School sucks! (HEY!) School sucks! (HEY!) School sucks… yeah, school sucks… So I wrote this song! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey!