The Throne

Lyrics

[INTRO] Oh, here we go again, The saga of the throne, A battle I can't win, But I’m not alone! [VERSE 1] Sitting on the porcelain, thinking I'm all clean, But just when I stand up, it’s like a horror scene, Feeling something lingering, a ghost from the past, Got this duty calling, I gotta go back fast! Corn and peppers swimmin’ in this mystery mix, Every single wipe just feels like another fix, Thought I was free, but I can’t deny, What’s stuck to my backside makes me want to cry! [CHORUS] It's the shit that keeps giving, The return of the cling! Round and round we go, To the toilet, I must cling. Burning like fire, Man, this pain’s no joke, Praying for deliverance, From this awful smoke! [VERSE 2] Multiple colors dancing, oh what a sight, Like a Rorschach test gone horribly right, I’m wrestling with the TP, trying to get it gone, Feels like I’m in a nightmare that lasts way too long. Burning sensation gets worse with each pass, I’m begging for mercy, oh why this pain in my ass? Look in the mirror, and I can’t even grin, With my butt feeling raw like a sin! [CHORUS] It's the shit that keeps giving, The return of the cling! Round and round we go, To the toilet, I must cling. Burning like fire, Man, this pain’s no joke, Praying for deliverance, From this awful smoke! [BRIDGE] Oh, the battle rages on, In this bathroom warzone, All I wanted was relief, Now I’m stuck with this grief. I’ll call for backup, team toilet unite, We’ll conquer this mess, we’ll put up a fight! [CHORUS] It's the shit that keeps giving, The return of the cling! Round and round we go, To the toilet, I must cling. Burning like fire, Man, this pain’s no joke, Praying for deliverance, From this awful smoke! [OUTRO] So grab those wipes, let’s finish this up,