Triple‑Muffler Mustang Rumble

Lyrics

Well Miles rolled up Friday night, lookin' proud as he could be, Said "Boys, check out this Mustang, ain't she pure machinery?" We looked around for the V8, thought maybe it got lost, Turns out all four cylinders were workin' double cost. He mashed the gas dramatically, expecting smoke and flame, But a soccer mom in a minivan somehow stayed ahead the same. The exhaust was makin' noises like a fighter takin' flight, But the speedometer was movin' at a slightly brisker light. Chorus 🎶 Triple muffler Mustang, loud enough to wake the dead, Sounds like 800 horsepower, got about 200 instead. Stoichiometric ratio, 14.7 to 1, That little turbo's workin' overtime just tryin' to have some fun. Triple muffler Mustang, hear it from a mile away, The noise arrives on Friday night, the car gets there Sunday. 🎶 Verse 2 Miles says, "Listen closely boys, hear that turbo spool?" We said, "Yeah, sounds impressive, but acceleration's cruel." He added cold air intake stickers, gained at least three pride, Then put performance badges on the passenger-side. Got enough exhaust piping now to build a small refinery, Three mufflers, four resonators, and unnecessary finery. The neighbors think a NASCAR race is startin' down the street, Then they see Miles pass by at forty-five and feel complete. Chorus 🎶 Triple muffler Mustang, loud enough to wake the dead, Sounds like 800 horsepower, got about 200 instead. AFR is perfect, fuel trims looking mighty fine, Still takes half a business day to reach the county line. Triple muffler Mustang, hear it from a mile away, The noise arrives on Friday night, the car gets there Sunday. 🎶 Bridge He got a tune from some guy online, Claims it's running "stage three." The dyno sheet was accidentally Printed from a Camry LE. Wastegate whistlin', blow-off valve sneezin', Turbo singin' every season. Makes enough sounds for a rocket launch, Still gets drafted by a lawn mower on the straightaway. Final Chorus 🎶 Triple muffler Mustang, king of noise and little speed, Burns premium gasoline to satisfy its ego's need. Four cylinders of fury, at least that's what Miles says, The rest of us just smile and nod while laughin' in the haze. Triple muffler Mustang, legend of the parking lot, Fastest sounding car in town... Just not the fastest car we've got! 🎶 Spoken outro: "Miles revved it three times, gained six decibels, and lost to a stock Traverse." 🚗💨🤣