Jorts

Lyrics

“James and His Jort Shorts”

(Chorus)
James in his jort shorts, he does it all,
From firefighting duties to answering the call,
In denim cut high, he’s fearless and free,
Here’s all the things he does, just wait and see!

(Verse 1)
He goes to calls in his jort shorts, charging ahead,
With bravery and denim, there’s nothing to dread.
He paints station walls in his jort shorts too,
Adding some color with every brush he drew.

(Chorus)
Oh, James in his jort shorts, he does it all,
Ready for action, he’ll never stall,
From firefighting feats to playing with his dog,
In his jort shorts, he’s breaking the log.

(Verse 2)
He plays with his dog in those jort shorts, proud,
Running in denim, he’s standing out in the crowd.
He grows his mustache, thick and grand,
In jort shorts, he’s a legend across the land.

(Chorus)
James in his jort shorts, day and night,
Whether in the fire or the station light,
Fixing up walls or out in the yard,
In jort shorts, James is always on guard.

(Verse 3)
He checks all the trucks, in his jorts he’s ready,
Making sure the engines are strong and steady.
With each task he completes, there’s one thing for sure,
James in his jort shorts is brave and pure!

(Outro)
So here’s to James and his jorts so true,
With every task he faces, he’s ready to do.
From mustache-growing to saving the day,
James in his jort shorts leads the way!

A true jort-short hero, through and through!