Bowling

Lyrics

Verse 1 (Long guitar solo) I used to run the poker tables like I was wanted by the law. Had a look that said “don’t test me,” while sipping my whiskey. Used to win so much money, gamblin was my favorite game. Then a wise man came along and things would never be the same. He told me there will be better days, you must learn to be the hero, come with me and let me show you my ninja ways. I was living like a legend in a movie no one ever saw, The hero in my own mind, the villain by default. Chorus (slow) Now the years keep rolling by. Making a lot of noise and then disappearing with the smoke. The story can’t remain the same, I’m just a former gunslinging ninja shooting nothing down a bowling lane. Thought I was the hero riding in to save the day, Turns out I was only dangerous I’m dangerous oh so dangerous, dangerous. Oh, yeah, I’m so dangerous. Just a little bit dangerous. Im just a living danger in a movie no one saw, The hero in my own mind, the villain by default. Verse 2 (slow) But there was this bad guy that had a smile with a silver glint that really pissed me off. I wanted to kick him in the shins every time I saw his ugly mug. Because the man with the grin made of tin he was up to no good and I had to save the world. A robot gave me a Time Machine and something that went bang bang, a deadly thing I will never touch again. So I found that guy and I pulled that heavy trigger, and walked away I’ll never forget that day. The hero in my own mind, the villain by default. Chorus (slow) Now the years keep rolling by. Making a lot of noise and then disappearing with the smoke. The story can’t remain the same, I’m just a former gunslinging ninja shooting nothing down a bowling lane. Thought I was the hero riding in to save the day, Turns out I was only dangerous I’m dangerous oh so dangerous, dangerous. Oh, yeah, I’m so dangerous. Just a little bit dangerous. Im just a living danger in a movie no one saw, The hero in my own mind, the villain by default. Verse 3 So I tried to return to my ninja roots and get back on the right course, but my new teacher handed me another gun and told me to take power by force. I said, “You’ve got to be kidding.” He tied to pull a fast one on me and he turned out to be another evil bad guy which was no fun, so I fought that evil bad guy turned the gun right back on him and I shot another one! Chorus Now the years keep rolling by. Saving the world the wrong way disappearing with the smoke. The story can’t remain the same, I’m just a former gunslinging ninja shooting nothing down a bowling lane. Oh wait I think I got one. Thought I was the hero riding in to save the day, Turns out I was only dangerous I’m dangerous oh so dangerous, dangerous. Oh, yeah, I’m so dangerous. Im just a living danger in a movie no one saw, The hero in my own mind, the villain by default. (Long slow Guitar solo outro)