Treats For Them2

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Three cats, one house, no peace All email? Yeah, that checks for me Milly hits that eardrum bite Like the kettle screaming all damn night Tazzy walks in wearing doom Gives one look and kills the room Tiger stays on my wife’s warm side I file that under “couch denied” [Pre-Chorus] They beg when I open the tin They stare like I’m the one who sinned Then they nap in the strangest place Right on my plans, right in my face [Chorus] Hide the cats, hide the cats I’m not saying where they’re at Hide the cats, hide the cats They get treats and I get scraps Hide the cats, hide the cats Just a joke, don’t call me back Hide the cats, hide the cats They run this house, and that is that [Verse 2] Milly sings, the windows shake One more note and the frame might break Tazzy’s mood is weather proof Clouds in fur and attitude Tiger on the bed so deep That’s his throne, that’s his lease He’s cuddled up where I should be Like, babe, save some loyalty [Pre-Chorus] I tiptoe past the snack drawer Like a thief in my own decor If they hear that foil crack They all come running, that is facts [Chorus] Hide the cats, hide the cats I’m not saying where they’re at Hide the cats, hide the cats They get treats and I get scraps Hide the cats, hide the cats Just a joke, don’t call me back Hide the cats, hide the cats They run this house, and that is that [Bridge] Maybe I’ll “forget” the bowl Maybe I’ll “lose” their little road Maybe I’ll act real shocked When three cats vanish at the walk But then one blink, one tail, one purr And I’m back to serving up the cure Fine, they stay, I know the deal I’m the hired help in their appeal [Final Chorus] Hide the cats, hide the cats I’m not saying where they’re at Hide the cats, hide the cats They get treats and I get scraps Hide the cats, hide the cats Just a joke, don’t call me back Hide the cats, hide the cats I’d leave them, but I love them cats