Electric Cowboy Rhyme

Lyrics

I have a story to tell you so long ago it started in 1995 with me and my boy were hoes. We had so many little girl did not know what to do with them. I’m gonna start out in this story with my brother, his name is Boyd. He’s not a guy you want to really mess with or even go there and think you can toy. There were so many times I thought I was crazy and he did things I could not believe things like fuck with a retard, and then he would electrify him. That was one time that I try to play a game when my brother came into work. I should’ve known that was dumb because Boyd made me feel like a jerk as I drove home in my Mustang. My pager blew up like a bomb only 9 miles to my house, but my pee went off so many times I couldn’t count when I got home. I rang my brother. He said please come back. I said boy what did you do now I have no time for that. My brother started to tell me which included two paper clips from there he put them inside of an electric socket. Why would he do that? I’ll tell you I didn’t even know when I found out. He grabbed her retard, and he electrocuted him, made him glow. when I tell you what happened to this retard he started to have Caesars. My brother was scared and wanted me to come and share a 10 year prison term. I love boy so very much but I don’t love him that much so I told him to kiss my ass because Amy did not get my tires that fast so you wonder where the story is coming from I have no tires and I’m a bum that’s OK because I’m out in jail for taking paper clips and electrocuting retards and going to hell my stories over so ha ha ha I’m done with it so good night. I’ll have a new story for you tomorrow so all I have to say is bye-bye..