Old McBrown

Lyrics

[INTRO] Old Mick….(Phony) E..I..E..I (Liar, Liar pants on fire!) Old Mick… (Brown) Heck naw (Stolen valor) Old McBrown had a farm (ha x3) E..I..E..I.. hell naw. (Cluck, Cluck, here we go) [VERSE 1] Let me tell you story, About a guy, (farmer Brown) Who told the world, The biggest lies, (privately sold) Apparently, he has a farm, Over 900 acres. (Ha x3) But, in liars math, (2+2 is 1) a 900 square foot trailer. (Yeet) With a fake business here, And a stolen valor, there. Here a fake, (bock, bock) There a fake, (chicken, chicken) Everywhere a fake, fake. (Chicken head) [CHORUS] Old McBrown had no farm. E.. I.. E.. (hell naw) Old McBrown is insurance fraud. E.. I.. E.. (it’s a scam) Old McBrown never served his country. E.. I.. E.. (stolen valor) Old McBrown is not a farmer at all, But he left his seed all over the land. [VERSE 2] So, with insurance scams, (here) And fake business plans, (there) With his I.T. security team, (hey wifey) To monitor his, Only fans. (Ha x3) Old McBrown’s game, Is a twisted tale, (lie, lie) While he’s livin' large, In a parallel tale. (fake estate) Here a ruse, (bock, bock) There a smooth lie, (chicken, chicken) Everywhere a con, oh my! [CHORUS] Old McBrown had no farm. E.. I.. E.. (hell naw) Old McBrown is insurance fraud. E.. I.. E.. (it’s a scam) Old McBrown never served his country. E.. I.. E.. (stolen valor) Old McBrown is not a farmer at all, But he left his seed in all