Snakes, Scams & Sweet Revenge

Lyrics

Song Title: "Jahlisa Stole My Man" (Diss track vibe – upbeat trap/R&B beat, sassy female or male rapper flow) [Intro] Yeah, Jahlisa... thought you was a sister, huh? Toby over here cryin', you out here lyin' Stealin' hearts like it's a side hustle Let's go! [Chorus] Jahlisa, you a bitch, straight savage with it Smilin' in my face while you plottin' to hit it Stole my man, left me lookin' stupid Now I'm out here heartbroken, you think you did somethin' Jahlisa, you a snake in them tight jeans Took what was mine, now you livin' my dreams Bitch, give him back, or catch these hands Jahlisa, you a homewreckin' queen of the scams! [Verse 1] Toby had a good thing, we was locked in tight Late nights, date nights, everything felt right Then you slid in the DMs with that fake concern "Girl, he ain't happy," yeah, that's what you learned Whispered sweet lies, batted them lashes Now my man's ghostin', sendin' me ashes You was all "besties" when you needed a ride Turned around and stabbed me, took him for the ride Jahlisa, you foul, playin' dirty games Actin' like a victim while you lightin' the flames He was mine, now he callin' you "bae" I hope the karma hits you harder every day! [Chorus] Jahlisa, you a bitch, straight savage with it Smilin' in my face while you plottin' to hit it Stole my man, left me lookin' stupid Now I'm out here heartbroken, you think you did somethin' Jahlisa, you a snake in them tight jeans Took what was mine, now you livin' my dreams Bitch, give him back, or catch these hands Jahlisa, you a homewreckin' queen of the scams! [Verse 2] You textin' him "I miss you" right after my bed Told him all my secrets, got inside his head Now y'all postin' couple pics, caption "blessed" While I'm deletin' photos, feelin' so distressed Thought you was family, but you wanted the prize Eyes on my man like he was the grand prize Jahlisa, you triflin', low-down and shady Hope he cheats on you next, keep it real crazy Toby's ex-bestie turned full-on foe You took the love, now everybody know Run it up, girl, enjoy your stolen glow But that crown you wearin'? It's about to implode! [Bridge] (Soft singing) Where my girls at? Who been through the same? Fake friends stealin' men, playin' mind games Jahlisa, your time comin', watch the clock tick What goes around... yeah, it comes back quick! [Final Chorus – louder, ad-libs] Jahlisa, you a bitch! (Yeah!) Savage with it! Stole my man, now you think you won, didn't ya? But real love don't start with a theft Keep that karma, baby, 'cause you next! Jahlisa... Jahlisa... (bitch!) [Outro] Toby, if you hear this – come get your stuff Jahlisa, stay pressed, 'cause enough is enough mic drop There you go – sing it loud, post it, or blast it when you need to vent. Want a different style (country, pop, rap battle), longer version, or melody suggestions? Let me know!