Halloween Candy Jam

Lyrics

[verse]
Puttin on a costume
And lookin really good.
Princess with a pretty dress
Or Jedi with a hood.
Doesn’t really matter.
It’s not about the design.
If they’re givin candy out,
I want it to be mine.

[short instrumental]

[verse]
Walkin with my family.
‘Round the neighborhood.
Bag is getting heavy
Prospects looking good.
Dad is getting grumpy.
Mom is getting tired.
I just ate some candy.
Now I’m feeling wired.

[bridge]
Snickers. Kit Kat. Tootsie rolls.
Milky Way and mars.
Even found the big house
With King sized candy bars.

[chorus with energy]
Tonight’s the night we’ve been waiting for.
Collecting the loot from door to door.
We don’t wanna stop. Gotta get some more.
We’ll sort it all out right on the floor.

[instrumental]

[verse]
Trade you for your Kit Kats.
Take my Reece’s cups.
That seems like a good deal.
Since you can’t eat nuts.
Give dad all the tootsie rolls.
Let’s make him a pile.
We don’t really like them.
And they make him smile.

[short instrumental]

[verse]
Mom will take a picture.
That makes our eyes roll.
Look at all this candy.
Gonna need a bowl.
Put some in our lunches.
Eat a bit at night.
We can make this last a while.
If we do it right.

[bridge]
Sort it. Trade it. Eat some now.
Hide it from our dad.
Crazy. Dancing. Sugar high.
That’s when mom gets mad.

[chorus with energy]
Tonight’s the night we’ve been waiting for.
Collecting the loot from door to door.
We don’t wanna stop. Gotta get some more.
We’ll sort it all out right on the floor.

We’re gonna have candy bars galore.
And candies and gummies and so much more.
We’re not gonna stop til there’s no more doors.
We’ll sort it at home right on the floor.

[dance break]

[outro]
Mounds. Whoppers. Almond joy.
Apple on a stick.
No one’s gonna eat those.
Making us feel sick.

[instrumental]

[song ends]